May 2011
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sealfeathers:
Unsolicited Advice To Adolescent Girls With Crooked Teeth And Pink Hair
When your mother hits you, do not strike back.
When the boys call asking for your cup size, say “A”, hang up.
When he says you gave him blue balls, say, “You’re welcome.”
When a girl with thick black curls who smells…
